An Inconvenient Truth Study Guide
link for teachers, science and society, environmental education, etc.
30 May 2007
26 May 2007
flowers flowers flowers too many people
did the chelsea flower show, bought the t-shirt, yeeeah, what.ever!
three today, i'm three today, yay!
heres the pitchas of my party. mummy and daddy and poppy bob and auntie jan and all our friends from richmond and kew and willesden [this is where Eszter and Woody live with their mummy and daddy] we went to eddiecatz and had a pink chocolate cake and eddiecatz [who was really a 'personcat' dressed like a big pussy cat but walked on his back legs and didn't go meeow like a cat doos]
10 May 2007
I KNOW THIS MIGHT ALIENATE A FEW OF YOU.... NAAAAH!
HOW MANY ENGLISH DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
1 - NUMBER OF GOBSHITES WITH A ROCK
1114 - NUMBER OF WHINGERS THAT WILL RING/WRITE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BROKEN LIGHT BULB, AND THE SAME NUMBER TO RING/WRITE ABOUT WHY IT WAS FIXED!
8 - NUMBER OF POLITICIANS NEEDED TO FORM A COMMISSION OF INQUIRY TO ASCERTAIN THE WHEREABOUTS OF SAID LIGHT BULB
12 - NUMBER OF SENIOR PUBLIC SERVANTS TO DEVELOP A FEASABILITY STUDY IN RELATION TO THE BREAKING AND REPAIR OF LIGHT BULBS AND FURTHER ENHANCE SAID STUDY WITH COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF OVERSEAS APPROACHES TO THE PROBLEM
16 - NUMBER OF JUNIOR PUBLIC SERVANTS TO COMPRISE NEW COMMITTEE TO DEVELOP PARLIAMENTARY PAPER FOR SUBMISSION THROUGH SUB-COMMITTEE PROCESS
10 - NUMBER OF INDIVIDUALS DRAWN FROM DEPARTMENTAL , NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANISATIONS AND COMMUNITY GROUPS TO FORMULATE SUB-COMMITTEE PARAMETERS
6 - NUMBER OF SUB-COMMITTEES, MINIMUM 9 PERSONS, COMPRISING:-
1 - NUMBER OF GOBSHITES WITH A ROCK
1114 - NUMBER OF WHINGERS THAT WILL RING/WRITE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BROKEN LIGHT BULB, AND THE SAME NUMBER TO RING/WRITE ABOUT WHY IT WAS FIXED!
8 - NUMBER OF POLITICIANS NEEDED TO FORM A COMMISSION OF INQUIRY TO ASCERTAIN THE WHEREABOUTS OF SAID LIGHT BULB
12 - NUMBER OF SENIOR PUBLIC SERVANTS TO DEVELOP A FEASABILITY STUDY IN RELATION TO THE BREAKING AND REPAIR OF LIGHT BULBS AND FURTHER ENHANCE SAID STUDY WITH COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF OVERSEAS APPROACHES TO THE PROBLEM
16 - NUMBER OF JUNIOR PUBLIC SERVANTS TO COMPRISE NEW COMMITTEE TO DEVELOP PARLIAMENTARY PAPER FOR SUBMISSION THROUGH SUB-COMMITTEE PROCESS
10 - NUMBER OF INDIVIDUALS DRAWN FROM DEPARTMENTAL , NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANISATIONS AND COMMUNITY GROUPS TO FORMULATE SUB-COMMITTEE PARAMETERS
6 - NUMBER OF SUB-COMMITTEES, MINIMUM 9 PERSONS, COMPRISING:-
- FINANCE 'STARTERS FOR TEN'
- PUBLIC HEALTH 'BRING THE P.P.E.'
- SAFETY 'HEADS UP'
- ENVIRONMENT 'DUCKS IN A ROW'
- TRANSPORT 'THROWING TOYS FROM THE PRAM'
- EDUCATION 'LIASE, LIASE, LIASE'
4 - NUMBER NEEDED TO BUY THE LIGHT BULB
3 - NUMBER NEEDED TO TAKE DELIVERY
2 - NUMBER NEEDED TO DELIVER THE LIGHT BULB ON SITE
1 - NUMBER REQUIRED TO CLIMB IN THONGS ONTO A WOBBLY BAR CHAIR ON TOP OF A DINING TABLE WITHOUT ASSISTANCE TO REPLACE THE OFFENDING GLASS ELECTRO-CONDUCTIVITY DEVICE [I.E. LIGHT BULB]
CLOSE? BETTER BELIEVE IT!
5 May 2007
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